Your finals
This is my final post before you spread your wings and land on campus.
Occasionally, there will be some academia involved at university. It will take place in an enclosed arena which looks very grand before us students file in and ruin the ambience. The stairs are there to mock your sleep-deprived condition – don’t let them trip you up. It will be too cold in the winter and too hot in the summer, and you will develop a supersonic talent for hearing which cancels out the symphony of coughing and sneezing conducted every week. Hearing and listening are two different things, and by the end of the year you will accede that listening might be a helpful tool for your degree. You might also remember to bring a pen next year.
My last tip is to laugh about your Frank Spencer-esque escapades. Trust me, no-one else knows what they’re doing either.